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*************************************************************** Entire "Men in Black" Joke There is a joke that goes along with the punchline Tommy Lee Jones tells Will Smith in the beginning, and if you're like most, then you won't find it nearly as funny as Tommy Lee Jones did.  So, a man and a woman decided to take in a movie one night, and it just so happens that on that same night a farmer has decided to sneak in one of his roosters from his farm. After getting their snacks the couple head into the darkened auditorium which is nearly full, and they find there are only two seats left. The seats happen to be next to the farmer and the rooster is concealed in his pants. Midway through the movie the rooster pokes his head out of the farmer's zipper and begins to peck and eat the woman's popcorn, she nudges her husband and says, "Honey, look what this guy's cock is doing!" Her husband replies, "Ah, don't pay it no mind, if you've seen one you've seen 'em all!" So she looks over at her husband and says, "Yeah, but Honey, this one's eating my popcorn!'"
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