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Ole & Lars

Ole and Lars who worked together were both laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office.

Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto cotton panties."

The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave Ole $300 a week unemployment pay.

Lars was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter," he replied.

Since diesel fitters was a skilled job the clerk gave him $600 a week.

When Ole finds out he is furious. He stormed back to find out why Lars, his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.

The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers were unskilled and diesel fitters were skilled labor."

"What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic on. He pulls on it and says, 'Yep, diesel fitter.'"

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