Search Site
| Friend Finder |
| Home | Contact Me |
Bar Jokes
|
Search Site
| Friend Finder |
| Home | Contact Me |
Bar Jokes
|
Animal Jokes Bar Jokes Beach Jokes Birthday Jokes Employment Jokes Holiday Jokes Idle Thought Jokes IRS Jokes Lawyer Jokes Male/Female Jokes Medical Jokes Movie Jokes Old Age Jokes Police Jokes Political Jokes Religious Jokes Sales and Store Jokes School Jokes Sex Jokes Sports Jokes Technology Jokes Vacation Jokes Wedding/Marriage Jokes Login Logout Register |
*************************************************************** Pirate in Bar A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off." "Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook?" "Well", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off." "Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch?" "A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate. "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously. "Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with my hook." *************************************************************** A Talking Dog This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. He said, "Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?" The bartender responded, "Dogs can't talk, pal. But if you can prove to me yours does, I'll give you a drink. If not, I'm going to throw both of you out of my bar." "Okay," says the guy. He turns to his dog. "Okay fella. Tell me -- what is on top of a house?" "Roof!" The man turns and smiles at the bartender. "THAT ain't talking! Any dog can bark!", exclaimed the bartender. "Okay boy. Tell me -- how does sandpaper feel?" "Ruff!" Getting tired of this, the bartender said, "What are you tryin' to pull mister?" "Okay, okay," says the man. "One more question please. Okay buddy, tell me -- who is the greatest ball player who ever lived?" "Ruth." The bartender grabs both the man and the dog and throws them onto the sidewalk outside of the bar. The dog stands up and looks at the guy. "Geez. Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"
|
| Home | Contact Me |
| Powered by AAA Blogs Page Builder | Copyright 2013-2023 AAA Blogs Page Builder |